Lapland for Dummies
”Thermals, thermals, where am I going to get thermals at this time of year?”
”This is 104.3 weather for Melbourne. Today will be hot, very hot, a maximum of 44 C° and no cool change in sight. Currently at 10:00 a.m. 34 C°.
Now to take your mind off the heat, here’s some cool music…”